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A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the construction crew -- gems in the rough all of them -- more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a crew building a house all week". "My goodness gracious", said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week too"?
"I will if those useless cocksuckers at the lumber yard ever bring us the fucking bricks", replied the little girl.
"Just When You Thought You Heard It All..."
By Master Erik, Publisher
LETHBRIDGE, ALBERTA
University of Lethbridge scientist, Dr John Vasey, has found that Japanese Macaques often prefer same-sex partners, and many are bisexual.
HONOLULU, HAWAII
Honolulu Zoo's annual "Zoorotica" Valentine's Day event offers adults a tour of the sex live of its animals. The two hour tour is followed with ice cream and gourmet coffee.
ROME, ITALY
LONDON, ENGLAND
Almost 50 percent of British men said they would give up sex for six months in exchange for a free 50-inch plasma television! Not disturbing enough? Only 25 percent would give up chocolate as part of the same deal!
OXFORD, OHIO
If you're on your phone all the time, you might have a lower sperm count or abnormal swimmers.
A study at Ohio University tested 361 men with infertility issues and divided them based on cell phone usage. Those who used their phone more than four hours a day were found to have much lower sperm counts and higher amounts of poor quality semen. The study is being reviewed currently, as it didn't take other factors such as drug use into account, and follow-up studies will also test electromagnetic radiation on sperm cells in labs to see if they're directly affected. It will be a while before we know anything for sure...but in the meantime, you might want to keep your talk time down!
Malaysia stopped showing adult films in 1973; Singapore introduced R-rated films in 1991, and Indonesia has never allowed them.
In New Zealand, publishing (e.g. making available on one's web page) anything containing urophilia is a felony punishable by up to ten (10) years in jail.
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